It’s one thing to wait till the cows come home. Or you can call ‘em. Lately, I’ve been doing some calling.
Exceptrightnow,I’mjustwaiting.Nevercall the cows till you’ve had your morning coffee.
If you’re a caller, did you know there’s a yearly cow calling contest in Miami? Texas — not Florida. Prizes are in cash. Don’t tell my husband, but I’m sort of planning my life around entering and winning.
I’ll…